Schoooooooool's Out! For! Sum-mer!

Okay, so not quite; but trust me, it's coming soon.  It's time to prepare.
Operation Preparation for Summer Vacation is underway.
Phase One:  Dumping the Meatloaf
Just like we all toss our mother's hated meatloaf to the dogs, we need to do the same with school.  The boatload of homework we have recieved for the end of this year will distract us from truly preparing for Summer.  We need to get this meatloaf out of the way so we can be totally focused on the dessert.
Step One of Phase One
Enemies = Paper.  Paper is an ally of the teachers, therefore it cannot be trusted.  This is the plan.  We will all attack the office at 11:00 sharp, then proceed to tie up Mr. Davis, Bobby, and anyone else who stands in our way.  We will then tear the paper off the shelves and burn them in the street.  Without paper, teachers are helpless.
Step Two of Phase One
With paper and the captain captured, we can take over the school.  We will install a new government in the office to govern our student body.
Phase One is complete.
Phase Two:
With our new and improved time schedule, set up by the government, we will have more time for extra curricular activies.  A new club will be set up.  Their duty is to switch out our closets of sweaters and boots to shorts and flipflops.  With our new budget, there will be more money given to these students who shall go to the mall and buy new clothes for everyone.  A bus will be issued.
Phase Three: 
When school lets out and there is no need for a government, the people shall reign free for themselves!  We can then proceed on our next plan to take over the county.
Operation Emery County Reform will take place this fall.
This briefing is over.  You are Dismissed!